EVERYTHING I'M NOT

'Miss Stress Meter
Age: 81 wrinkles
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Sunday, November 27, 2005

Phunk Studio Rox.


Decade of Decadence! I wana gooo! I wanna goooo!! Phunk studio's exhibition! Bleah. The exhibition is ending.. Like this wed... Somebody go wit me plsss!


Phunk studio were actually invited to redesign Salem Light's cigg box! Wahh.. Damn nice can.. Encouraging more smokers! wahaha Wen can u get dis in SG? haha NEVER.


Oooh! I alwayz tot play mags were FOC. Till I wen to the de web and it actually cost nearly 10 bucks for one!! My gawddd... ahaha All hopes dashed. Coz im too LC to buy it! Those cute graphics were the new series launched by phunk studio tow months ago or so i tink. CUTE!


Baroqracy.
A phunk studio exhibition in taiwan!
I love the poster.. Coz I can neverrrrrr do somtin like tat. Sadly.


WAHAHA! She looks darn funnie! D*Face is one of London 's most celebrated graffiti artists. N dey collaborated wit pixies in taiwan. Darn cute la deir designs! All wit the wings and tongue, they named dem D*DOG! ok. I'm easily amused again.

I was juz web surfing and found all these! Nice nice.

Aniwae..

Came across this blog that actually post complains of strangers of anyone in NYC who were disturbed by street harasses! haha

They call themselves..

http://hollabacknyc.blogspot.com/

I ripped an entry from there which I again easily-amused-xia found it funnie. haha This entry was a random reader who visited NYC.

My sister was shopping while I was bored of that so I sat down on the bench by the main entrance.
A shop assistant materialises and just stands there, staring at me and starts blowing kisses and licking his lips.

him: Hey beautiful
me: er... hey
him: Give me your phone number
me: excuse me, but do I know you?
him: I think you want to
me: No, I really don't think I do (politest British accent)
him: Give me your number I want to call you
me: why would I do that?
him: because you're gonna sleep with me tonight
me: Well I suggest you draw my face on your pillow and hump it cause that's the only way it's gonna happen. Now FUCK. OFF. before I shout for the store manager (in a much less polite tone, alarming nearby shoppers)

Seriously - who employed this guy!Embarrassed he walks away, Such a shame I didn't have my camera to hand!

written by Ruth, UK.

Wahahha! Shes darn cute!

GO read those entries in that blog manz!

Alright..

I'm tired.. Nites!


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Friday, November 25, 2005

Shoppin . DAWN YANG . & MORE SHOPPING!

Shes my motivation!!!! whhaa Shes HOT PRETTY SEXY! Shes got a damn gd figure.. The whole series was her in it! Blah blah blah. How could anyone get so pretty.
Soooo JEALOUS!


OMG. AWW! Shes HOT!!!! RAHHH!!!! I canot take it!!! She looked damn stylo can.


Oriental sweet yet stern! wahhh.. I love her! I'll turn les for her! whahaa Ppl saes I'm BI alrdy lor. Like which gers wans me?!!? Purrrr-leassee.



Pretty Pretty! Weeeeet! When can I take such picturessssss... haha My photography skills sucks can.


Dancing in the wind! Fashion Photography for mango. I love how the light shines in!


This is Mango's Winter Collection 2005! But it looks similar to previous years eh. Wats the diff!


Weet Weet Weet. Shes Sleek Black Sexaaay.


WAH WAH WAH! FUNKY! Why cant sg snow. Or least drop the temp to 15 degrees la!!! Arghh.


When I start wkin in the office. Thats Lim Xiu Xia you'll see in! whahahhaa DREAM ON.


I wanna LOOK LIKE THAT. I WANA WEAR THAT! CAN U BELIEVE THEY DON'T SELL ANY OF THEM IN SG?? WTF WTF!! Boohoo..


This watch is soooo SWEET! But so not me can.


OMG. I LOVE THIS WATCH! Louis Vuitton. RAHH. If Only I Could Afford. Its So Prettyyy...


Can anyone tell me where can I find such similar lookin shirts other than RL. Bleah...


LV BAGGGGG.. FUCK. This Suitcase! I fuckin Hell WANT IT!!! RAHHh!!!! I need to work!! My fren saes buy the fake one.. Where to find sia! Nice right! haha


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DAWN YANG??? WAT??? MY GAWD! I've seen her clapbangkiss pictures but not this! My gdness... Scrolll away. I hate to say this. But she looks ugly here. haha A typical CINA SCH GER!


Her in 2002! See te changes as it goes man.


She looks damn CINA can. From a cina lian to ANGMOH?? Unbelievable.


WAH.. I can't believe her boobs can get so big. Hahaha Opps. Aiya Mine small wat.


Her in 2003! She did her nose alrdy! But not the eyes. Compare dis pic to the previous two and u can see its really her.


Notice she had a EYES N NOE JOB DONE. WAHHHHH.....


She looked so sweet! I can't believe the wonders of plastic surgery. I STILL CANT BELIEVE ITS HER. My sis said if she told anyone which plastic surgeon she went to, HE'LL GET FUCKIN RICH! Haha

Wah Wah Wah. I uploaded soooo manyyyy pictures.

Sites you should check them out:

www.xialanxue.blogspot.com

www.kennysia.blogspot.com

www.mango.com

haha the mango one is quite hmm.. ahhaaa

But aniwae!

I'm fuckin shocked bout the fuckin sucessful sugery Dawn went for can. Sigh sigh.

I was walkin home the day before yest, pass a construction site wit some ah NEHS living beside it. Guess what I saw?

TWO AH NEHs DRESSED IN SARONGS AND SINGLET CHITCHATTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CONSTRUCTION SITE. MY GDNESS. TINGS AH NEHS CAN DOOOO!

Previously, my sis pass by the site and spotted an AH NEH pop the head out of the tent and SMILED AT HER. DUN FREAK MY SIS OUT CAN! But all she could see was his teeth! wahhaha HE BLENDED IN!!

Next! While walkin home yest with my sis! This AH NEH pass us frm behind and AN OVERPOWERING PUNGENT SMELL NEARLY MADE US WANA DIE THAT INSTANCE. Bottom line: HE FARTED. HE FARTED!!!! FUCKER!!! RAHHHH!!!

NEXT! Today!There were some performance going on at my school's stage today. I was happily doin my wk wen they started playin: TWINKLER TWINKLER LITTLE STAR~~ HOW I WANDERR HOW U ARRRREEE~ HOR I WANDERR HOW U AAARREEEE~~

I looked outta the window and there was an AH NEH STUDENT DANCIN IN HIS UNDIES WIT A FLOWER POT ON HIS HAND! DANCINGGG??? OMFG. I laughed till I wanted to SHIT MY PANTS CAN. waahahahaa

To all indians and indian fans out there.

I didn't mean to blog all these. Its juz all so COINCIDENTALLY HAPPENED.

wahahaha

Alright.. I'm tired!

Enuff of my AH NEH JOKES.

Nights all~~

PS: A month now to XMAS! Oh no. XMAS=BROKE



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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

CATS! I Heart Macs!


Wahaha Lilin edited de original version! So darn cute.. She saes cats has eyebrows.. RIGHT. She even send me her cat's picture to prove to me animals has eyebrows! Take a look at de picture below! My gawddd.. hahaaahaha


There is her cat! It looks a lil freaky.. Coz the pic she sent me was a full screen picture wat!!! Who the hell wouldn't freak out! ahaha Most anti-cats ppl would tink so too.. haha WAT LA!

I took the bottom entry from a frens blog. haha
I find it so DARN TRUE and FUNNIE!

9 Things I hate about everyone.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

FUNNIE RIGHT! Alright.. I'm easily amused. haha

Tell u wat.

I'm actually at the bloody kallang macs now
coz my internet at home is DOWN! Fucked up.

I've got a test tmr and forgotten a file
i was suppose to dl for my test. RAHHH!

N I HAD TO BUY SOMETHING! WASTE MONEY.

I dun wanna be seen as some LC AUNTIE again. hahahaa

I dun wana go homeeee...
I wana use the net and not study....

The people around eatin macs r makin me drool can.
FRIES... RAHHHH.. I WANT!


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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Fastly Fastly!

WAH WAH WAH! I wana be like tat!! OMG. Damn cool can. hahaha Even dolls r more stylo. ZAI! I like!


This pic so reminds of gwennie! I duno why.. It just do! Greenie! I love her eyes.. The frog is damn EXTRA can. Lol


OMG! So CUTE!!! Her big head of HAIR! WAH! I jealous.. ahaha


The poofy red head!! wahaha Wat the hell is she doin! She thinks she looks damn cool! Rahh! Ahaha


Black and White. The dollies looked so shy and reserved. So cute! Compare to tat funnie poofy red head! Haha


Omg.. They actually placed the doll in teh midst of a sight seeing scenery to feel the breeze of the sea and sand. My gawd lor! Its a doll.. A FUCKIN DOLL. haha Shiok.


She just reminded me of one of teh dolls. Guess who guess who!


RAAHHH..

I'm stucked in school waiting for my

bloody cca meeting which I skipped last week.

I mentioned to stella I wanted to do something 'MENG'

Something that would leave a big impact.

Something I call 'ZAI'!

I was tinkin of..

A tattoo on my wrist close to the palm or the back of my neck.

A piercing on my tragus, nose and lip all at once!

Cut my hair real short!

Stelli said why don't I pierce my armpit or my butt.

Best was shaving off all my hair.

In the end, I had to shake off the idea coz she said

two people wit the same piercing at once was poser. A clique tingy.

Tragus was out coz the previous one she did,

the stud went real deep into it. The doc had to come in.

Lip was ugly to what my sis kpt insisting.

My sis started thinkin of who looked ugly in it

and kept shouting in the car when i told her about it can! lol

Tattoo she said she wanna severe ties wit me.. haha Wah lidat..

I have the sudden urge to club can!

Y doesn't anyone feel that dancing frees the mind!

Like u're in a noisy lala land.

Or mabbe I could just blast R&B in my room and dance all I want.

I'm afraid it'll FREAK MY NEW MAID OUT! wahahaah!

I was home last fri coz gwennies dinner was cancelled

and I made no plans wit the rest.

My mom dad and even my maid was like..

WAH! U'RE HOME! OMG! WAT HAPPEN?!

WHY ARE U HOME? I NOE! U'RE GOING OUT LATER!

RAHH! When u're not home early they nag.

When u're home early dey scream!

What is this!! whahaha

Last sat I went for the IDN for one hour

and it ended just like tat.

Coz I was 4 hours late. wahaha

Two of our facilitators/lects were there too?

Rp? RP?? REPUPLIC POLY? OMFG! hahaha

Went stelli's hse in the nite and we sat at siglap out marie france. As usual LC din wana pay to sit at starbucks. Talked about all our childhood days and all the games!

Hopscotch . Fivestones. Kutikuti . Uno . Monopoly . Jenga . Mastermind . Pick up sticks . Snake and ladder . Zero point . That black rubberband tingy . Buying useless coloured strings to make plaits to hang it on our bags! Blowing soapy bubbles . Blowing some elastic bubble thru tat teeny weeny straw! Pac man . Nitendo - Supermario! . Tic tac toe! Catching . Hide and seek . Traffic light! Omg.. all the memories!!! wahaha

Damit.. My meeting is gonna start.

I was juz beggining to float back to childhood can.

Alright.. Goin off now!

Toodles!


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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

I Have A SAD Childhood. LOL


Omg.. Dunchha tink the poster looks so darn nice? But stella said its so photoshoped which I don't care!! I like! haha


Harry Potter!! I can't wait to watch the movie.. I just don't get how can anyone detest watching harry potter!?! NO WAY! I just watched Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets again!


Say AHHH For Mickey! How cute can this get! Ahaha


Chief Donald Duck! Haha Donald duck and kido ducky!


Shrek! Pussy in boots! haha So cuteeee!


Finding nemo! Those seagulls.. They just loveeeeee to keep repeatin the same word MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.. My gawd.. Irritatin.. But to my surprise, everyone remembers them damn clearly! wahhahaa CUTE.


Winnie the pooh and friends! I use to love them so much tat for 3 years in the row, I was given softtoys of them without fail. haha But now.. NOO!! I don't want softoys!! Its takin up so much space on my bed..!


Beauty and the Beast! Another hot fav! Most people knows how to sing the theme song even I think.. ahhaa I wanna watch it again!!!


Snowhite and the seven dwarfs!!!! Dopey Dopey!
He iss soooo cuteee... Does all your childhood memories start come back?! Mine does!


The disney kiss poster! O my.. So sweet!
All the kisses from all the famous disney cartoons!


The Little Mermaid!! Wahaha This is like how long ago manz.. I used to watch it oer and over again when my dad rented the TAPE for us. Where did all the video tapes go to?! It seemed like it vanish alrdy sia..


Tinkerbell from peterpan!!!


The nightmare before christmas! My oh my.. I wana watch it again!!


Eric took this picture in the petshop! My gawd.. So cute!! So tinyyyy.. So damn different from my hammy.. My hammy is so fat! Haha


Jappie Boy wit eyeliner. I just don't get why boys can get so pretty! Especially all the jappie boys! With their makeup and eyeliners.. I'm so jealous!!! Boohoo.. Doesnt it remind you of somebody.. muahahah


OMG.. Duno who the hell he is.. Stole it from faith's friendster too.. Darn pretty la! My gawd.. Jappie boyyy~~


Look! Compare him to the previous two! My GAWD! PRETTY BEN!! whhahahaa Its like the combi of both! The finished product. Wahaha He & faith are seriously darn suited for eachother~ muahaha


Daphne.. Nippon paint's daughter! Her boyfriend actually drew this for her! Damn! I'm so jealous! www.blackbleedingbutterflies.com


Haha I've been going on and on..

Bout dis cute and that cute what not.

My sis commented tat my blog entries

are getting sucky! wahaha

Aiya.. maybe its juz tat u don't understand

what I'm typing what!!

Aniwae..

There aren't many people who

asked me for my new blog add.

So u see. Most of them were strangers!

N now I do noe who my friends are.

I wonder why angel can tahan the strangers sia!!

I've got a test tmr yet

I'm happily surfing the net for movies posters

and bloggin..

haha Alright..

Nites all!


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